He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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