sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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