she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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