And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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