Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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