How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
i now understand why vodka
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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