just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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