it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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