Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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