I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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