We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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