Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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