It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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