I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wish you could order shots online.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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