Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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