Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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