guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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