And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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