Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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