I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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