My pussy is not your playground.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
