chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
