Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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