4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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