in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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