So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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