I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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