i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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