Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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