Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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