Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
they're like a gay fantastic four
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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