After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
