Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
