My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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