4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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