Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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