Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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