Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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