i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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