You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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