spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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