My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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