You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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