Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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