: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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