he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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