I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This is my gift to your gina
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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