Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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