Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We smell like vodka and hangover
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