Me. At least after what I've been through.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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