scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Even my vagina gasped.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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