How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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