therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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