like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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