like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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