Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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