Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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